For The Masses:
Reblog to save a life.
#this comic went places
I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.
Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.
I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”
please unmute this vine, I swear
I can’t believe this leaked footage for the new Ace Attorney.
I cannot stress this enough, it’s the only requirement to be my friend.
I EXPECTED SOMETHING DEEPLY EMOTIONAL
I LEARNED WHAT NOT TO DO
IF I WANNA BECOME THIS GUY’S FRIEND
Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.
(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)